blameaspartame:

me going to hang out with my friends

blameaspartame:

me going to hang out with my friends



ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”

ircimages:

My friend went to a nerd factory. They gave him a bag of rejects and said “Enjoy your bag of diabetes.”


saengking:

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2/20 photos of Crissgron 

2/20 photos of Crissgron 

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jankyass:

dworkin-on-sunshine:

A few years ago I froze my period blood, made it into a necklace, and took photos of my ex wearing it. 

jankyass:

dworkin-on-sunshine:

A few years ago I froze my period blood, made it into a necklace, and took photos of my ex wearing it. 


Anonymous asked: "please stop sharting. you're making the whole room stank."

wanky.

posted 2 hours ago

infernalserpent:


Not a queen, a Khaleesi.

 #Woman King #so many Dany feels after the last episode #her entire narrative is structured as the origin of a Woman King #from captive bargaining chip princess #to captive queen-Kahleesi used for breeding #to taking control of that role by eating hearts both real and metaphorical; using her love as a means to power #but never consciously; that is the key to her; she has a dark and glorious will to power #but she will never willingly enslave or sell herself or others to gain it#and that makes her different from any other player #and then when the Khalasar was to abandon her after the Khal/King the source of her power as queen died #she took the term Khaleesi; her role within it and transformed it with the birth of her dragons #she burned away the weaknesses inherent in the role of Khaleesi and made it pure power; she with her dragons and magic embodied power #and as she was Khaleesi; so the term Khaleesi transcended what it was and became one with true power #that is; it was no longer attendent upon the Khal; to be Khaleesi was to be King #she is not a queen nor a princess nor any other courtly Westerosi role that might be thrust upon her #she has shaped her title; Khaleesi; made it her own; made it kingly through her own body and agency #she is no queen; she is Khaleesi #she is Woman King #fear the Targaryens; for they will always shape their own titles through the instrument of their bodies #they are conquerors; they will colonize your lands and your power structure and transform it to match their own inherent grandeur#for the dragons are them; they are dragons; there is no separation #and she is coming for all your false titles

infernalserpent:

Not a queen, a Khaleesi.

 #Woman King #so many Dany feels after the last episode #her entire narrative is structured as the origin of a Woman King #from captive bargaining chip princess #to captive queen-Kahleesi used for breeding #to taking control of that role by eating hearts both real and metaphorical; using her love as a means to power #but never consciously; that is the key to her; she has a dark and glorious will to power #but she will never willingly enslave or sell herself or others to gain it#and that makes her different from any other player #and then when the Khalasar was to abandon her after the Khal/King the source of her power as queen died #she took the term Khaleesi; her role within it and transformed it with the birth of her dragons #she burned away the weaknesses inherent in the role of Khaleesi and made it pure power; she with her dragons and magic embodied power #and as she was Khaleesi; so the term Khaleesi transcended what it was and became one with true power #that is; it was no longer attendent upon the Khal; to be Khaleesi was to be King #she is not a queen nor a princess nor any other courtly Westerosi role that might be thrust upon her #she has shaped her title; Khaleesi; made it her own; made it kingly through her own body and agency #she is no queen; she is Khaleesi #she is Woman King #fear the Targaryens; for they will always shape their own titles through the instrument of their bodies #they are conquerors; they will colonize your lands and your power structure and transform it to match their own inherent grandeur#for the dragons are them; they are dragons; there is no separation #and she is coming for all your false titles

posted 3 hours ago via abgron · originally darkseids
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Saturday Night Live; S31E19 Kevin Spacey


bon-bona:

Welcome to the world of Electra Heart


  • Adele: Rumour has it she ain't got your love anymore. Rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour has it, rumour as it...
  • Me: DON'T FORGET ME I BEG.
  • Maroon 5: I've got them moves like Jagger I've got them...
  • Me: JUMPIN JACK FLASH ITS A GAS GAS GAS
  • Bon Jovi: It's my life!
  • Me: THESE ARE MY CONFESSIONS, JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I SAID ALL I COULD SAY MY CHICK ON THE SIDE SAID SHE GOT ONE ON THE WAY.
  • The Police: Don't stand so close to me.
  • Me: YOUNG GIRL YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR MIND.
  • Hall and Oates: You make my dreams come true.
  • Me: I CAN'T GO FOR THAT.
  • Rihanna: With you I'll always share...
  • Me: CAUSE I'M SINGING IN THE RAIN, JUST SINGING IN THE RAIN. WHAT A GLOOOORIOUS FEELING, I'M HAPPY AGAIN.
  • Friend: Oh my God, you are singing them all wrong.
  • Me: No you are.